Remember Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, the guy who claims he's both the Antichrist and the reincarnation of Jesus? We profiled him in a previous Weekly Beastie and proved conclusively he wasn't the Antichrist. But now I'm not so sure.
Miranda filled an Orlando amphitheater and drew Christian protesters last weekend. The news media didn't know quite what to make of him.
The most striking thing about this video clip is the trouble the Orlando newscasters have talking about Miranda, who claims he's known as God in 30 countries. They note he uses the methods of the televangelists-- traveling with an entourage and suggesting donations. Isn't it all "interesting" they chirp.
They're obviously not used to dealing directly with the minions of the Evil One, as we are.
Here's a photo slideshow of the purported Antichrist at his Florida wing-ding. Warning: The news crew might be in league with Miranda. Only the Antichrist would insert a commercial in the middle of a photo slideshow.
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Monday, May 7, 2007
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I'm confused... if I come forward at a rally and make a decision for Miranda, is it going to involve an abortion? I mean, in addition to the basic concept.
And from Jesus Christ / Stephen
These are UN Sanctions. KJV
13:17And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
There are only seven mounts in New York.
17:9And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.
The very first church is Ephesus/Stephen/Me
The third church Pergamos are the Gambinos mafia,
This is Witness protection program and bank accounts using a new name to hide money.
2:17He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.
The very last church is Laodiceans/Case Law and Frivolous law suits
This is case law
3:18 I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich;
And this is frivolous law suits.
and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear;
I have the keys of hell and of death.
No terrorist will ever see heaven. No hate groups. Get the picture?
The first Jesus said; forgive them for they know not what they do. The second Jesus says; they do know what they do.
The wars and hate and corruption have made this earth pitiful.
It's not a joke people. 22:12And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
19:15And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. 19:16And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
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