O. J. Simpson! Nude!

Since we've been in launch mode for our new Wittenburgdoor.com website, I've been searching for a topic that will bring in the most hits and generate lots of interactive comments. After digging into scientific web surveys, search engine results and reams of site logs--in other words, delving into the very soul of America-- everything is pointing to two terms: " O. J. Simpson" and "nude."

Some folks considered the O. J. trial a sort of mass religious event. And in fact , there were some religious aspects to the hoopla. His longtime girlfriend, Paula Barbieri, became a Christian and broke off their relationship the morning of the murders. Megachurch pastor Rick Warren was reported to have visited Simpson in his prison cell. The publisher of Simpson's book If I Did It turns out to be a "fine Christian man" according to press reports. And Simpson has endorsed Hillary Clinton-- a Methodist-- for president.

But that's where the religious angle stops. And, unfortunately, there are no combined "nude" O. J. Simpson references to talk about. (Would we really want any?)

So, I suppose my quest for a posting that will draw billions of hits is a big bust.

Now-- if I only had a conspiracy theory that linked Pamela Anderson, Dragonball and the Sept. 11 attacks. Stay tuned.

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