NASCAR Victory Lap

NASCAR driver Michael Waltrip must not have been praying to the Baby Jesus.

He apologized for his role in NASCAR's biggest cheating scandal after his team was caught using a fuel additive. NASCAR fans were shocked at having to confront ethics at the racetrack, which, after all, is not why they came. They came to watch people win... and crash. And to slowly lose their hearing.

For Waltrip's sake, repeatedly replay the Dear Lord Baby Jesus prayer from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby so this won't ever happen again.



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