Video: Supreme Master Television

Many of us have grown bored of religious broadcasting. If you've seen Benny Hinn knock down 500 people with his jacket once, you've seen it a hundred times.

Prepare to get interested again.

Welcome to Supreme Master Television.

On her worldwide Internet TV network, the blonde bombshell who calls herself Supreme Master Ching Hai explains the virtues of vegetarianism, meditation and her house full of small dogs. It's "positive" news and entertainment and inspiration, repeated at 6-hour intervals. Forever.

This is from her FAQ page:

Q: "Master, will I be able to find my dead relatives and communicate with them if I practice the Quan Yin meditation?"

M: "Dead relatives? Oh, sure, sure. But I am afraid maybe you don't like to go there. Some of your people are difficult to get in touch with. If you want to go such place, you need a Master. Otherwise you will be in danger. So it's not always good to see dead relatives.
"Now, you practice the Quan Yin Method, and some of your relatives, dead relatives will be immediately released from whatever suffering they have. If they are already in heaven, they will go to a higher level of heaven. If they suffer light punishment, they can go immediately, quick. If it's too heavy, then we have to negotiate."

Now that's chutzpah! Must be why she has thousands of followers worldwide.

Watch the video clip on "Words of Wisdom" at her website, www.godsdirectcontact.org. I love the creepy double-cobra logo that blasts off and the Disney rip-off graphics. (Is that the Sleeping Beauty Castle/Taj Mahal in the background of the intro? Or what?) In other videos this lady recites poetry and sings. She even offers something called the "convenient method" that gives you only a "taste" of enlightenment.

One major plus: Unlike Benny, Supreme Master Ching Hai never asks for money.


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