Several ministers felt God calling them in new directions recently. We post the news here knowing you like to keep track of these things:
• Richard Allsworthy from Westside Community Cartesian Chapel, where he was interim minister of youth, to Yellowfield Gardens Baptist Church as full-time loud-mouthed jerk.
• Steve Holland going from First Methodist Church in Sandland, where he felt he was wasted in his position as music minister, to Calvary Chapel Church in East Harlow, where he has been named Master Minister of Media, TV, Worship, Lifestyles, Landscaping and Web Services.
• Bob Galloway has resigned as whine leader at Easy Hollar Pentecostal Church to become minister of complaints, dissatisfaction and self-justification at Uptown Assembly of God.
• Gerald T. Fruggs is retiring after 37 years of exquisitely refining the definition of mental torture for his congregation at All Saints Episcopal Cathedral.
• Gina Smith-Ingles from Lakeside Methodist Church, where she was demure associate minister of counseling, to join First Methodist Church as powerful woman-of-God-in-chief and pastoral matron, prioress and "prebyr-yenta of the parish."
• James Bell, formerly bus ministry driver at First Baptist in Allen, to NASCAR headquarters as official Anheuser-Busch chaplain-at-large and race-day exorcist.
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Friday, October 19, 2007
Church staff-change updates
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I know this is satire, and yet a still small voice inside me whispers, "Truth is stranger than fiction."
I wonder if there was a search for the craziest ministry positions that actually exist in church and parachurch organizations, what would they be?
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