They say each Mormon gets to rule his own planet eventually. Now singles can have theirs right now, at LDSPlanet.com.
I didn't realize that Mormons really needed an online dating service to get together, but I guess they do. The people on the LDSPlanet.com website sure seem way better looking than the Baptists or Methodists.
However, because there are more Mormon women than men, a strange phenomenon occurs, skewing the "Mormon Scale of Attractiveness."
But wait, Baptists have their own singles hook-up place, The Fundamental Baptist Singles website, "Where Independent Fundamental Baptists Meet."
This site has a lot of rules and warnings, which you'd expect. I like this one:
"Please keep in mind that if you register as being "single" and are actually married, that it is not only a SIN, but it is also a CRIME."Whew! I love it when they talk that way. I'm turned on already.
There's even an appropriate scripture verse, Ecclesiastes 4:9-- "Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour."
But there is no mention of the following, edgier verse: "If two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?" Or the even kinkier, "A cord of three strands is not quickly broken."
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4 comments:
Mormons have about 10 exclusively-LDS dating sites. LDS planet is one for naughty Mormons, I've heard. If you're more serious about your faith, you would want to go to LDSsingles or HotSaints.
The fundies can do a search for women seeking women? Tsk tsk.
There are more Mormon women??! That would explain why they used to allow polygamy :P
On a more serious note, why are women more likely to remain in the Mormon faith? They face the restriction on drinking easier to deal with?
Michel S. I think that I heard once that there are more women because women find it easier to feel a connectedness with God and follow rules or something.
And I think that the "3 cords are not easily broken" means the relationship between you, God, and your spouse. But yeah...that is pretty funny. :)
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