Ungrateful young people see Christians as "judgmental"

A poll by the Barna Group reveals that most young people regard Christians as "judgmental and hypocritical."

The lying little pagans' opinions are recorded in a new book called UnChristian: What a New Generation Really Thinks About Christianity by David Kinnaman.

Like we care!

I'm surprised the little hedonists took time out from their non-stop self-gratification and indulgence to put pen to paper. And whatever thoughts spill out from the addled brains of this morally stunted generation probably has the combined intellectual weight of monkey flatulence.

Sheesh! Don't they value the trouble we went through to give birth to these mewing, gurgling little eating machines? What gives them the right to "evaluate" their elders? If they don't like Christianity they can just rot in hell for all I care. They're just.... Um. Uh, oh... never mind.

Won't you join me in prayer for our troubled youth?

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