Ready for Pesach?

Passover is only a few weeks away, so we went to Jewcy.com to find Exodus-themed ways to observe the holiday.

It's such a great site, but I like the online store the best.

Check out the Moses Action Figure. Grasping a staff and with tablets of stone in tow, you can almost hear Charleton Heston pointing to the foaming walls of water splitting the Red Sea and saying, "Behold his mighty hand!"

Now that's action.

And afterwards, need something to get rid of the matzoh aftertaste? There's Chosen Gum "for the Jew who likes to chew." A citrus-flavored treat for gum aficionados, even for goyim like us who don't know kosher from schvitz.



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